Fumers: Gas Thievery

This is that time of year where fumers everywhere are dusting off their nefarious tools in preparation for the coming driving season. The Wal*Mart down my street always has its collection of rubber tubing, foot pumps, approved gas containers, and trenchcoats cleared out by the end of March. They should rename March to Fumarch because it's when fumers go on the March!!!

Honest gasoline purchasers everywhere... BEWARE! A spotlight and shotgun would not be unwise purchases at this point.